BEYOND CRICKET!
There’s just no need to press the panic button guys!so what if our Indian Cricket Team is getting a battering from the Aussies.how long our guys keep playing cricket and be satisfied with it? It’s time they broaden their horizons and look beyond cricket .its time for them to find out alternative profession.here are few suggestions for some of our players to make their search a bit easier:
YUVRAJ SINGH: The fairness cream company “FAIR N LOVELY” has almost found it’s first MALE model; what with ever match, yuvi’s fairness seems to be becoming more and more profound. That’s bound to happen ,isn’t it? The time that he spends in the sun while batting is so very negligible and that too with all sorts of creams and sun blocks donning his face. this man has it all to be “THE FAIR N LOVELY GUY”,what say YUVI??!
SAURAV GANGULY: One thing that no one ,not even saurav’s wife or parents would have known ,came to light during the on-going series with austraila . It’s his allergy and hatred towards GRASS. Saurav simply hates grass. Though he’d always shown some signs of this allergy while fielding as he would seldom dive on the grass or get close to it , in this series he came out openly especially during the Nagpur Test and told the world how much he hates grass. So our Sauravda’s contemplating on the job of “grass mower”. There wont be any employment problems for him as all influential people of the country who own big bungalows and bigger lawns would love to have THE CAPTAIN at their services!
PARTHIV PATEL: Take my word for it. After this series with Australia , Butter companies all over the world will be at this Kid’s feet to make him the brand ambassador of their company and why not? After all he’s shown what stuff he’s made up of,or more so his fingers are made up of .of course BUTTER! The manner in which he spilled catches just consolidates the fact that he has butter-fingers. This 19 year old is about to take the Butter Companies all over the world to dizzying heights. lots to look forward to for this chubby gujju!
RAHUL DRAVID & ANIL KUMBLE: These two Bangloreans are the war-horses and the hard workers of our team. With their attitude they can almost get any job or be a part of any profession but my advice for these “large hearted” players would be to take up a job in a bakery and specifically do the job of kneading the dough. It is a very painstaking job and something that requires resilience and hard work. But a more important reason for taking up this job is that Rahul’s dad works in a JAM factory & their team-mate Parthiv will shortly be a ambassador of butter company. So what they need for a complete and a free breakfast now is bread,which Dravid & Kumble can provide. Time to don their BAKING CAPS now!
AJIT AGARKAR: What a man? What is such a noble guy doing in this cricket team. He completely fits the bill to work for a NGO,a non profit organization which works for betterment of others. Agarkar’s selfless nature is so very evident when he bowls .he’s always there for the others.a complete “non-profit” for the team, he is at his happiest when he helps other teams .such a gentle person in today’s world is a rarity and any NGO would be lucky to have Agarkar at their disposal.
Thus most of our INDIAN CRICKET TEAM MEMBERS have a future ahead of them. but my heart goes out to their coach JOHN WRIGHT. After staying with this mercurial and inconsistent team for years his future is in jeopardy. He’s become mentally numb and incapacitated to take up any other job after his stay with our team. Our heartfelt condolences to JOHN who tried to transform this team into a consistent and a winning outfit but ended up with inconsistencies in his mind.